Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I'm Done with Vegas


So my partner and I went to Vegas this past weekend, and I have to say I'm sooooo done Vegas. It's too much of nothing and not enough of substance.

But to give you a better idea of things, I'll use my bullet point style to lay it down.
  • Don't stay at the Flamingo. In fact, stay at an expensive place. It's less problems and less crazy people.
  • Folks are drunk before 3pm and they are ANNOYING!
  • The bars play the worst music ever.
  • Speaking of music they play way too much Katy Perry.
  • The fashion in Vegas is Horrid and very East Florida like.
  • Why do people bring kids to Vegas. Vegas is NOT a kids' place.
  • Outback is severely overpriced on the Strip.
  • Luckily they are 3 Louis Vuitton stores on the Strip. That was my highlight of the vacay.
  • I still have cigarette smoke smell in my hair.
  • The ATM machines in the casinos basically steal your money. They charge you $5 - $9 to take money out!
  • The casinos are conspiracies.
  • Vegas is not a gay place.
  • Kim Kardashian is considered a God there.
  • There are way too many hustlers there... And none of them are cute.
  • The men STILL wear Ed Hardy clothes.
I can only do Vegas once every two years, it's too tacky for me. But the funny thing is my partner loves Vegas.

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