My (Vague) Review: The Avengers

The Avengers... I can't tell you how dreamy this movie is. If you don't see this movie, then you're not American. Okay, it's not that serious... But really it is. This is the best movie of the year!

Now, here's my bullet point vague review to tell you why this movie is the bomb.com:

• Although it's over 2 hours long, it doesn't feel like it.
• Joss Whedon tells great stories.
• The guys are hot! I want Jeremy and Mark!
• Chris Evans has a cute butt. And Jeremy Renner looks great in tight pants.
• I wasn't a fan of the Black Widow being in this film, but after seeing it, she make sense.
• The special effects are perfect.
• The Hulk... nuff said.
• I got chills when the Avengers Assembled.
• Loki was a great villain.
• The writing was tight, I'm so jealous.
• This is probably the best comic book movie ever made.
• Nick Fury is great in this film.
• There are some hidden gems in this movie.
• The final battle scene is everything!

Okay, I can't tell you anymore. Just go and see The Avengers.