How I would create the Vampire Mythos... If I had to

Since there are like 10 vampire movies coming out this year and next, I wondered... Could I tell a vampire tale?

And would I want too? Actually no, I'm not a vampire fan (even though I like Buffy, Vamp, Fright Night and True Blood). However, if I was given 7 figures, I could come up with an origin story of vampires.

Cue in the bullet point outline....

• I would create a vampire mythos that makes them the last beings roaming the earth before Adam and Eve. Those beings are the children of the FIRST and forgotten couple, Lilith and Saulham. 
• Lilith and Saulham's betrayed their Gods to believe in only one God. Those Gods cursed Lilith and Saulham's children by turning them into deformed and monstrous things that could only roam the night and feed on the dead.
• These cursed beings stayed hidden for many centuries, until they were discovered by a mad African king, Seb.
•  Through his wizards' magic, Seb forced these beings to conquer villages and kingdoms in his name.
• Seb used sex and sorcery to breed these demons with his women prisoners and slaves. The women gave birth to many of these hybrid babies. All of them had cold ivory skin. None of the women survive, some of the babies died.
• One of the wizards, Fa'koe, took the surviving brood and raised them. They became adults in several months.
• They have special powers, making them noble and treated as blessed beings.
• With the help of the brood, Fa'koe overthrows Seb and becomes the new king. However, it was short-lived. One of the brood, a woman, killed Fa'koe and took his mystical powers.
• The brood attacked Seb/Fa'koe's kingdom. The ones that survived were turned into beings just like the brood through their enchanted blood.
• The brood woman, Ankysh, formed a new kingdom of demons that fed from the blood of their enemies in the night and hid from the sun.
• They traveled many places, forming kingdoms in Africa, Egypt, India and Asia.
• Some of the brood died, while a new generation lived on through the blood of others.
• In another 1,000 years, the brood are named Vampires.

That's my take. This is what happens at the last hour at work for me.

Teen Vampire Arrested in Texas

This is some morning news for you. Lyle Bensley used his vampiric powers to break-in someone's house and to eat. And when he was caught, he warned the cops that he was, well, hungry:

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson said. "He said he needed to feed."

Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, of Galveston, is being held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault after forcing his way early Saturday into the apartment of a woman he did not know, police spokesman Capt. Jeff Heyse said.

Bensley, covered with tattoos and wearing only boxer shorts, forced his way into the apartment on Seawall Boulevard and made his way into the bedroom of a woman whose name has not been released, Heyse said.

Bensley made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting the woman in her bed, Heyse said. Bensley then dragged her out of the apartment and she broke free.

She ran into the parking lot where she got into a car driven by a neighbor. Bensley beat on the car before it sped away, Heyse said.

Police received a call at 6:50 a.m. Erickson said he and another officer were in the woman's apartment when they heard shrieking and growling sounds and saw Bensley in the parking lot. They arrested him after a short chase. 

"I'm a vampire, and I've been alive for over 500 years," Bensley said, according to Erickson.

Somebody lay hands on this boy.

 

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This Christian Man has found out that Rachel Maddow is a Vampire!

It's people like that cause me to leave God and the church.




Yes, Rachel Maddow is a Creature of the Night