Sunday, January 2, 2011

My Simple Guide for the Single Gay Male


Honey, let me tell you something... Men can be a mess! Back in my single Joan Clayton days, I learned too much about men and the foolishness they carry in their pockets.

So as this year begins, I want to give some single folks some simple things to think about.
  • If a man has more than 5 profiles on Adam4Adam-like sites. BEWARE.
  • Just because he has a banging body, does mean he knows how use it. I learned this in college.
  • If you meet a guy with 2 out of 5 of your top must-have qualities, leave him be.
  • Follow your gut; if you ain't feeling him and if you are horny as Hell, don't give him any... You WILL regret it later.
  • I have a friend that hooks up with guys he really don't like. Please don't do that! If you don't like him, don't do him! It doesn't speak well about you at all.
  • Bad dancing doesn't always lead to bad sex, but rhythm still be an issue.
  • Always practice your "skills". He may be terrible in the sack, but you don't have to be. In fact, be better.
  • Always try to feel sexy in any outfit, including jogging pants and Wal-Mart jeans.
  • Know your freak levels and don't explore them with just anyone. Do it with someone you trust.
  • Make sure your ready to date someone. If you ain't ready, it may not work.
  • If you have a FB for more than 3 years, you might want to put an expiration date on it.
  • Find a cuddle buddy, it's nice to cuddle sometimes.
  • Don't settle.
  • Don't put all your eggs into one guy, shop around to get the right one.
  • No guy has to be perfect, just real and honest... And caring.
That's all I got, if you got some info, please share.

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