Sarah Palin: 7 Things this Heifer Could Have Done

Sarah Palin kinda sealed her fate this week. Her past actions came back to haunt her as the Giffords shooting placed a huge "your fault" in her lap. And instead of doing the right thing, she (as RuPaul would say) F**ked it up.

So I'm going to pretend like I'm her advisor and present 7 things Moose Mess could have done to save face.

1. She should have removed those ads months ago. The minute the media reported on her crosshairs ad, she should removed it. Any true politician knows that every little thing can hurt you. She should have known better from the 2008 campaign.
2. She should spoke on Saturday, not on Wednesday. 
3. Also, by speaking on Saturday, Sarah could have mentioned that she will remove the ads as an act of respect, instead of secretly scrubbing her site and Facebook.
4. Sarah should have mentioned the victims in her speech.
5. Sarah should not have had her aides speaking for her, they only made matters worse.
6. Sarah should have admitted that her crosshairs ad was wrong and apologized from the message it sent.
7. She should have researched "blood libel".