My Review: "Twilight: Breaking Dawn"

I was invited to a screening of "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" last night. Mainly because of my blog and my dislike of the series. The 'group' wanted me to do a review of the movie, just to see if I would actually like it.

I said sure and decided to go for it. So here is my review of the teen vampire drama:

• The wedding toast was the best part of the 1st 30 minutes.
• Jacob also took off his shirt in the 1st 4 minutes.
• Bella is not the girl others girls should look up to. She does everything for Edward and not for herself.
• Jacob comes off as bi-polar in every scene.
• The film sent the message that marriage solves everything, even dating demons.
• I found it interesting that in their vampire history, there has never an incident of a vampire/human baby. What about Blade?

• The pact the werewolves have with the Cullens is silly.
• There should be more about 'imprinting' (werewolves finding their mates).
• Bella seemed to happy about dying throughout the series. Great role model, eh?
• The love making scene was kind of funny, they actually broke the bed. Vampire cock must be sublime.
  
• And speaking of vamp sex, it's also abusive. Apparently, vampires are like Klingons when it comes to sex.

•  The soundtrack was cute, but it reminded me of Dawson's Creek.
• The baby idea feels like a mix of the movies 'Grace' and 'It's Alive'.

• Bill Condon did a great job on this film.
• While I'm not a fan, it was a good movie.

So it's good, but I like my vamps deadly without sparkles.