Let's Play "If Rick Perry was President"

Since it's Friday, I thought it would be fun to play If Rick Perry Was President
I will provide some statements to start, please feel free to send me yours

If Rick Perry was President...

• Homeschooling will receive federal money and a Pell Grant


• Speaking in tongues would be deemed the second language in America


• TV will go off the air at midnight


• Texas will be considered America 2


• Sandi Patti will sing at every State of the Union address


• God Bless the USA will be the new national anthem 


• Book burning will be a sport


• The Response will replace Jerry Lewis' MDA Labor Day Telethon


• Rodeos will be a required sport in High Schools


• Food Stamps will be the new Platinum card (check his economic performance)


• Prayer will be another energy source


• The Death Penalty will be a part of Health Care

Please add more if you like